Quickie.. (get your mind out of the gutter!)

So I totally had a bunch of photos I wanted to put in this post, but lo and behold my computer has decided to throw a temper tantrum and quit recognizing my camera, ergo, no photos today! I shall scold, punish and threaten my computer within an inch of its life tomorrow, then send it to the corner for ten minutes to think about what it has done, and after that we should be good to go for photos! Sorry folks, apparently computers can get hormonal too!

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Mitch Ratcliffe

I have something fantastic that I am going to post on Friday. Remember when I said I was going to start profiling one staff member per week? Well this is the week it starts! We have a new recruit amongst us, and his name is Jared. He is apprenticing with Roots to become a hair stylist extraordinaire! We only produce the best don't'cha know! So far he has done a lot of cleaning up behind us and getting our lunches, the poor thing. It sounds like we practice the whole college hazing thing with our new staff doesn't it? It's not true I swear! We don't give him wedgies or make him streak down 5th street naked in the snow... yet.. *cough*... I mean, no, we would neeeeeever do that!

But in all seriousness, he's going to be a great stylist, we can tell already! And that is why I have chosen him to be my first to profile :) Stay tuned for that Friday at some point, probably after dinner time. You can all get to know him a little better and start booking your appointments now, because once he hits the floor I'm sure he'll be a popular lad!

OH! And I've been struggling with my computer (yeah, yeah... more compie struggles I'm afraid) to get a nice chunk of video edited and tied together in a nifty little package for you all. (Pro Tip: Never get in to editing video with a PC. Always go MAC) I -hope- to have that up sometime very soon, maybe within the week, hoorah!

We have a reception meeting at 8am on Friday. I am not sure how productive my brain will be that early in the day though. I've never been known to function at full capacity that early on in the day, but maybe I can communicate through a series of grunts, hand gestures and eye movement (reminiscent of REM sleep perhaps?) and get my ideas across. Wish me luck! And wish those I will be in the meeting with luck as well, they will need it to intemperate my somewhat primitive form of morning communication.

That's it for today. Just a quick update on the good things to come, and an apology for my bratty computer!

Oh... and I also have a very silly video of Michael that involves booty shaking and dancing... that is coming soon too. I know, I know, you can't wait! Neither can I!

I leave you with a cell phone photo of Annierose trying to eat and/or murder Anthony. She isn't normally this homicidal I promise, just stay on her good side and you will be ok!

And remember, here at Roots we would 'curl up and dye for you'.... oh snap, bad joke for the win!

*blows kiss*

Thank you for calling!

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